- how we talk about hockey players (outside of tumblr): He's an incredibly fast skater, an extremely effective forechecker, his puck-handling is phenomenal, he has an unreal ability to read plays, and his leadership role is absolutely vital to the team. And just take a look at this guy's stats! He's racking up points like crazy. I just can't say enough about what an amazing player he is.
- how we talk about hockey players (on tumblr): do he got da BOOTY? HE DOOOO